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guitarist , guitar instructor , guitar collector
July 3rd, 2009

Video # gapnap 18 years old porn .video leaked .

random thoughts : (follow up on “lelong.com.my i starting to piss me off“)

question 1 . who makes more money?

boutique high end niche market or mass market ? ( Ferrari vs Toyota )

answer :  Mass Market

question 2 . who makes more money?

All boutique high end niche market combine or all mass market combine ?

(Ferrari+lambo+BMW+Mercedes etc vs Toyota + Honda + Proton + Perodua etc)

answer : All boutique high end niche market

you know why?

When i was 18 years old ,

i..

1) Want to pawn my singer

2) Always adjust my volume during a gig , cause i want to be the loudest

3) am a Rockstar wannabe , i think that i am the ultimate guitar hero alive . oh yea i kangkang my leg also..

4) was alot thinner when i was 18 . now i am a fat ass .

5) hair also longer . no hair loss problem .

6) No money , have to use cheap amp and cheap guitar .

7) damn ***king noob in playing guitar

WAH

i came accross this video on youtube today . It was me and my uni friends playing for a song composition night during my uni days . ( the song was written by the bassist )….and i didn’t know it was on youtube all these years..

haram wei ! see i always adjust my volume ..haha..and i pawned my singer !

Now i am 23…

The feeling of watching your 5 years ago video , is PRICELESS !

LOL , i am laughing my ass off , seeing me pawning myself ..hahaha.

don’t shy . don’t shy .

Today’s lesson is , How to not screw up in a gig..

do the opposite of what i did :P




June 30th, 2009

lelong.com.my is starting to piss me off..

random thoughts:

When a chick says

“eh , (your name) . you’re so good in guitar ! can teach me ? “

means she confirm like you . Teaching chicks guitar is super seductive ..

imagine , correcting her fingers and playing with them , whispering in her ears and smelling her hair , telling her she’s a naughty girl cause she forgot to do her homework

oh shit , better not send your daughters/girlfriend to me .

Some of you may know , i started a lelong store on May’09 .Like 2 months ago ?

Why ? for hope of course . i always thought that lelong.com.my is a unique market that i haven’t reach .

After 2 month of enjoying the service , yeah sure there were some sales generated from there, especially people from Sabah & Sarawak …but..

Rant #1 The process

The process of getting verified is a pain in the ass . Because i am going under “business owner” ..i heard being verified as a seller is much easier ..

I have to submit all my documents including my license , registration form , current account , telephone bills..etc

Oklah , fine . Sounds fair . I mean it is a good thing that lelong.com.my has a good security system to prevent fraud .

So that i abit bo-song already , but still boleh tahan lah ..not thatttt piss yet..

Rant #2 The Spam

After starting my lelong store for 2 weeks , i felt that it was a bad decision .

Why?

there is a **cking spammer spamming the whole site ..

Award goes to .

wanchoon store

just type ..”Guitar” on lelong.com.my , you will see REPEATING post of this dude’s product..

and the worst part was , he has taken ALL the keywords that is related to guitar..

including “Ibanez” “Epiphone” “Fender”

and , he is not even selling them ..Ibanez alike guitar yeah ..

.

Ok lah , it is a business competition right?  may the best man wins .

i will be totally cool , if wanchoon pawn the shit out of me  fair and square and i am the loser . really .

The thing is , i am selling THE REAL THING , a genuine Ibanez that is made in JAPAN .

and his cheap ass China made Ibanez Alike guitar has a better ranking than mine ? what the heck man..

I emailed lelong about this spamming matter , oh yeah they responded with something like

“Wan Choon is paying some high price to get his ads to the top”

so , money talks , even spam also can jalan lah ? ok nvm . fair

Rant #3 the bomb

Today i found out ..

lelong also have a system called

premium

(yes lah i damn outdated)

and of course , wanchoon is the first to sign up as a premium user (just happened)

click here to view the privileges

GG bro

Lelong.com.my + wanchoon officially pawned Music Master Studio .

…i think it is a dumb ass move lah

now or days you cannot sell at lelong anymore , you do not get decent rankings ..let us not talk about traffic ..

You see ah

I don’t mind getting pawn .

I do not mind being the 5th , or even the 10th . But being on the third page and spams are higher ranking than me ? wow . If wanna pawn me , please pawn me with honor .

Yes i am ranting i am jealous because somebody has so much budget to pay for their rankings , and the poor gapnap do not have a budget for it.

i know wanchoon you big time seller , i small time seller

Mr lelong , i know wanchoon is one of your VIP client .

but personally , i think the whole system is just wrong and not healthy lah .

Buyers will soon get sick of ..

“huh , lelong? dowan go there lah . same stuff for sale only , by the same seller some more”

and , you think other sellers will enter and sell ? no . it is too expensive to sell at lelong already.

Let us wait and see .

i am sure other lelong store owners (selling musical instrument) are pissed off as well .

To those sellers who wanna start inventing RM250 into a lelong store . think twice .

no , you do not “double your traffic” by getting a lelong store .

I can get 200 hits in Jamtank within 3 hours

In Lelong i get 20 hits for 1 week .

come to think about it , i am damn glad that this whole “sell musical instrument online” is not my only rice bowl..

at least i have my events , equipment rental , jamming studio , walk in customers and guitar lessons to back me up …

the whole industry is going down because of a greed-money-making-ranking system.

May the best man wins.




June 27th, 2009

MJR

No . I am not going to blog about Michael Jackson’s Death ..

Cao , Before MJ died the whole world was making jokes about him , his plastic surgery , into small children , his nose and everything .

And now when he is gone , everybody suddenly become Michael Jackson’s ass kisser..

“Ohhh…i grow up listening to him”

“Ohhh..the king of pop is dead ! nobody could ever replace him”

What happened ? everybody jumping in the Michael Jackson Fanboy boat ? balls to you all

Wanna support , support him during his bad times too lah , you guys remind me of Chelsea fans . When they are winning then go talk cock , when they losing then go support Barcelona .

I wanna blog about Michael ,

but not Michael Jackson . not MJ. its MJR .

Question 1

Practice Shred + Eat + Sleep = What do you get ?

answer:

MICHAEL JAMES ROMEO

this is what i called a PORN STAR HERO BETCHA CAN’T PLAY THIS VIDEO . GANAS TO THE MAX !

I am DYING to try out his guitar

Behold , the Caparison Dellinger MJR

GAS LIKE !*&@!*#&!#*&!#

would you pay , 5000 AUD for a Michael Romeo Signature model ?

click here

I don’t get it , why is he using TONE ZONE as a neck pickup ? new trend ?

Last time , he used to use Seymour Duncan JB/Jazz or EMG 81/85. What happened Romeo oh Romeo ?

X2N as bridge ? cao …this is Heartbreaking…

random thoughts:

Whenever you attend some MLM seminar , or a seminar that goes like “i made 2000 USD in the first day on forex” etc etc …

You will realized the speaker will always say something like ..

“i have time and money”

“I do not need to do shit , and money comes in “

wow , very attractive . super tempting to join . if a guy like him can do it , why can’t i . right ?

personally , i think that is complete bull**** . Its is a marketing scheme ,

same thing as celebrities and product marketing

“I am pretty and rich , you wanna be like me ? buy this product , and MAYBE you will be like me”

I think those top MLM leaders and stuff , works harder than a normal 9am-5pm

Making your business “autopilot” is possible , but the price to pay ? competitors overtaking you .