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Should Shredders Pick Up Chicks ?

long time never write anything on seduction eh ?

Question from a reader :

clem , what is your best pickup line ?

shit ..i don’t really have one ..why the hell a musician need a pickup line anyway ?

Isn’t the chick suppose to think of her pickup line to get to us ?

oii…tak boleh macam ini wohhh…

after your gig , (make sure you have rockstar showmanship , hero guitar solos , and make sure your band rocks)

just walk up to a girl and say

‘Hi , am i great or what? ‘

or something like that lah..be creative ..self intro only ..no need shy..

anyway ..here is one ..that is quite..workable ..i think i posted it in a forum before ..

guy : do you know out of 10 girls , 8 girls masturbate during their shower..and 2 girls sing during their shower

girl : oh really ? i didn’t know that

guy : yeap it is true..you know what song they always sing ?

girl : err..no..

guy : oh..you must be among the 8 ..

ok now …shhhhhhhhhhhhh…don’t let chicks visit gapnap.com ..then you can use it lah..

imagine girls reading this post ..

then you use it on them ..

and they go like ..

guy : do you know out of 10 girls , 8 girls masturbate during their shower..and 2 girls sing during their shower

girl : oh really ? i didn’t know that

guy : yeap it is true..you know what song they always sing ?

girl : song title “how i find pickup lines at gapnap.com”?

guy : oh shit ..

yeah..that you are screwed..that is the problem with the internet ..

the best pickup lines are given away on the internet..and girls are actually READING IT ..studying what is the latest stratergy we guys are using..

so if you are reading , mystery , david deangelo , pickup101 ..i think it is time to drop it ..cause many girls know about the seduction community already..

thats why , just go gigging only ..play songs like ..

Bon Jovi - I’ll be there for you

Firehouse - I live my life for you

after your hero rockstar show , walk up to any girl and say

“lets go”

thats it ..

next

okay ..some random shit that made me laugh this week ..saw this on lowyat.net ..

DOTA = Dunia Orang Tanpa Awek

hahaha..

oh yea.let me introduce you to my new sex shred toy

my first 7 string ..Ibanez RG7620 ..

i never knew a 7 string was THAT AWESOME ..until Wednesday ..

i realized 7 stringy , opens up ALOT OF possibilities from a guitar ..from Tone to arpeggios ..it is like entering a whole new world ..

which made me feel kinda sad .. i’ve been playing guitar for like almost 9 years …and i didn’t even realized that the good stuff is right in front of my eyes ..

anyway , getting a 7 string is a bitch too …cos ..now i have to start practicing again ..pissing off ..so many things to learn ..

oh yeah , now i’m wondering ..since this site has sooooo many bullshit that i wrote …should i put up a cbox to add more shit into it ?