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The Secret of SHREDDING

so , after viewing sooooo many insane players that i posted this past few weeks ..

i think we can make a conclusion  ..

the secret of shredding is ..

….you gotta be fat ..

now you gotta take this seriously. being fat, not only shows that you mean business when you’re on stage. it also shows that you are SO EXTREME that you only eat sleep and play guitar. another widely circulated rumour is that with fat fingers you can bar all the strings with little to no strength.

the list of Fat shredders

1.Malmsteen

“gimme my donuts or i’ll zap you with me devil horns…. i’m serious.”

2.Michael Romeo

photographer: sorry romeo but we can’t edit out your double chin.
romeo : hurrrrrm?

3.Magnus Olsson

4.Shawn Lane

aiyah ..dowanna say him lah..he my super guitar hero wei T.T

5.Marcel Coenan

photographer: ei yo marcel, just sit beside this big lake, this way it’ll make you look thinner.

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6.Bumblefoot

..last time lah..

7.Our Small Boy

ok.time for me to grow fatter . i wanna be number 8

abangular , angerinc (if you’re reading this) . you guys are fat too . see . you shred so power .

teko , you’re getting there.eat more pork.echobrainproject  , calvin , dilip  , sweettooth , and justin you’re too thin. my 2 sohai student upcoming shredder , eat more or i will stop teaching you (especially DA) .slash-ed , you’re too good , eat less . Sean and Keith , you’re getting there, grow fatter than me can already , lcw , you’re fat and you can’t play ( jk ) …batuapi/guitarlamer/shadowfox ? you also eat more pork and mutton . and the rest of you who are reading this , eat more Mcdonalds . oh ya , vulcan.x . screw you

i am the worst example of the secret of shredding , i am fat and i am not good . Just know how to talk cock i can shred with my mouth tho

How many “Fat boys who pawn in guitar” you know in your life?

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