Guitarist pawn Bassist . and get laid .
HAHAHAHAHA..Cammo posted this on Jamtank …Good job bro ..i think its SOOOO TRUE . Bassist get pawned all the time 
this guy gave some good advice ..
Lesson number 1 – always keep your pick in your wallet ( so that you have the opportunity to flash your cash also , if you have ‘em )
………..wait wait wait …at 0.39 ..he said “this is B sharp” .. WTF is B sharp ? got such chord ah ?
anyway , what do you think of relying on guitaring to get chicks ? not bad wurt ..
lets see , the list of things chicks normally go for ….
1.Money – you can get bankrupt within a day
2.Looks - looks never last
3.Body - its a pain in the ass to maintain that sexy body , and you’re in Malaysia , how can you resist Satay , BBQ Chicken wings , Ramli Burger , Roti Hawaii , Nasi Lemak Ayam at Paramount and LOK LOK .
4.Humor - Chicks will never take you seriously .
5.Personality , Style – yeah , this one not too bad lah …but this is NICHE market thing , you get what i’m saying? not mainstream enough ..
Guitar – LAST TILL THE DAY YOU DIE . THE BEST WAY TO GET CHICKS .
( unless one day your finger kena cut lah )
Like i said , gapnap = guitar and pussies , never a problem . Being a guitarist roxx
eh wait …
Lesson number 2 – THE MOST IMPORTANT GUYS . Play a popular song .SERIOUSLY. I’m telling you this . DO NOT SHRED BECAUSE SHREDDERS DO NOT GET LAID . 99% CHICKS ARE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY OF SHRED .
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:59 am
B sharp is C ?
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:26 am
Hahaha
B# = C
I concur.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:24 am
hey you mean billy sheehan never got laid…. come on…
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
but paul gilbert owned him
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:40 pm
come finger wrestling, later ur finger sprain then cannot con girls ledi :p
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
like what i said, how to make a girl squirt is to learn to play guitar.
guitar player fingers better.
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:12 am
but i heard ppl do say drummer bangs better
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 am
bang and finger theyre both equally important technics ya know? so that when one day if we happen to lose our dick we can still proudly say ” I still can satisfy you” to our womans.
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
so i’m setlah, cos i can play guitar, bass, and drums… hehehe sam who needs shredding!
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
wowowowowo, this place become kennysia.com d =P
April 24th, 2009 at 12:20 am
so sam, u still practicing how to shred?
April 24th, 2009 at 2:31 am
sam is the kid in the ending of the video, he shows guitar like how the kid shows bass, haha..
May 14th, 2009 at 3:00 am
To my experience, drummer are the one get laid the most. Girls just dig drummmers. SO…. FUCK ALL THE DRUMMERS IN THIS HERE WORLD!!! HAHAHA
February 27th, 2010 at 3:09 am
haha! but bassists got furious fingering skillz.
February 27th, 2010 at 11:20 am
clement, u should watch volume 2 of this. how to learn guitar well unough to get u laid vol 2. just released early feb10. haha. wanna know what playing guitar does to ur hand?