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America . America . America

The last time i went America , was in 2005 ..

10 things i can recall  …

1.KFC Buffet .I loved it. But what pissed me off was KFC has no Sos CILI , only Ketchup and BBQ Sauce . I am smuggling some SOS CILI THAI this time

2.Paid 7 USD for a Chinese Buffet that will pawned any Hotel buffet here.

THE POWER OF BEING ASIAN IN AMERICA

3.A 70 years old guitar luthier quoted me 1500USD to insert Tree of Life inlays to my guitar .wow. why don’t i get a JEM .

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4.I went to guitar center

the salesman asked me “so , what do you play ? shred ? “

Me “yeah”

Salesman ” Yeah , i knew it , you asians only play shred “

5.I went to Sam Ash

Me “Can i test this guitar here?”

Salesman (looks at his manager) ” Yo Pete , my little asian friend here wanna test this guitar , you okay with that? “

Me ” … “

6.I Went to Manny’s Music and bought my Musicman.

Me “Does it comes with a free setup? “ …since i am paying BLOODY retail and 9% Tax .

Salesman ” Oh , you want a setup ? sure mate , its 120 USD will be done in 20 minutes”

omg . for that price , i can do 3 guitars in Malaysia from Tham

7.You have to tip . You have to tip . You have to tip . The cost of buying a guitar , is guitar + tax + tip .

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8. Mcdonalds Medium set is the same size with our Mcdonalds Large set. I had every meal in a fast food chain store . No mamak , no Kopitiam .

9. Our Tesco , Carrefour , Giant outlet can pawn any of their Walmart outlet .America is much cleaner than Malaysia.

10. Chicks are not everywhere. It is not like fast and furious or the movies . Fat people are everywhere .

and i will be going there , tomorrow …and coming back on the 11th of May.. HI !  I am back ! Hello New Orleans , NY , California . Don’t worry , i will still be blogging …

Too bad My handphone ( 012-2892790 ) cannot follow me , it is married to my shop. It will be in Malaysia and my music master wankers will be answering my phone calls and replying my smses .so feel free to use my number and ask about gears for sale , music lessons and booking jamming studio .

or you can email me at ogapster@yahoo.com . I think i am gonna be online most of the time .

And no , i am not buying you any souvenirs . i am broke . this trip cost me a bomb . Bye you dicks in Malaysia .I am going to miss Malaysia food . Bye Lok Lok , Bye Nasi Lemak Ayam , Bye Satay …yeah.Bye DOTA at night too..

sounds familiar ? yeah , i hate people who went overseas (especially those who studied there) and come back here in Malaysia and they become so bloody arrogant . They will start comparing Malaysia and America and Keep on going about how good America is compared to Malaysia bla bla bla their human rights their system their education their lifestyle working life ….and later conclude with ..”no matter what , Malaysia food is still the best” just to cover up to be not one sided .lame .