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May 25th, 2009

Shredamerica Finale

This will be my last post on shred-america.

Usually ,  i like to conclude my series with random pictures that i took

lets get started . enjoy .

Firstly , a lil bit about myself ..i love Corona .HELL YEAH IT ROCKS ( I have no idea why i love that Mexican Beer) everybody tease me tasteless . you know they talk about European beer and stuff .yes lah yes lah i know you are soooo very cool and i am not . go live with your peer pressure material and money controlling over you lifestyle  .

Thing is , in Malaysia . You wanna drink Corona ? sure , pay . overpriced as hell . Just like LTDs by Guitar Collection in Malaysia . Cut-Throat.

So , when i was at the u.s ,  i saw this ..

12.97 USD !!???!! @(*#&!(#&(#*&! …that is almost 1 USD per bottle …really unbeatable wei ! yeap you got that right . there my money goes ..hey , don’t blame me okay . it was freakinnn’ cold okay..

beer heaven . what you want ? U.S.A sure got . steam enough?

like i said , gapnap = guitar + pussies . so guitar + pussies is ..GAS and BJ

who wanna enter ? blowjo wholesale club . many many for sale .

WHO WANT GUNS BABY ? GUNS GUNS GUNS ! SENAPANG !

wtf ? Everyday i hear Malaysians complaining CDs in Malaysia so expensive , kept saying in U.S is 5 bucks or something ..

am i getting something wrong here ? wtf , CDs in America is 18.99 USD . What 5 bucks ? your mama say wan is it .

In Malaysia ,

High school Kid A will say to High school kid B “got bring ah ? how many star ? “

High School Kid B replies 5 stars lah THEN ? you think what ? 3 stars meh ? “

I have no idea why they name their prestigious bank 5 stars

breast feeding welcome here . Okay , who’s the nurse ?

why i keep thinking of CK when i see this breast feeding picture..CK i think you remind me of the baby .the mom is probably sam . or deadeye

i got this wall painting thingy from a prestigious university in Buffalo.  look at the hand , holding the dick tree

a little bit disturbing right ?

i think this university is gonna rock !

imagine , you walk into a mega store like Tesco , Carrefour .

Suddenly you spot this . Musical Instruments . Power anot ? only in U.S.A mate.

wookay , thats all folks . shred-america crap ends here . cheers mate !

till my next holiday . *hint* i am going to China SOON




13 Responses to “Shredamerica Finale”

  1. hahaha… who’s mama told them it was 5 bucks now? but thats bloody expensive la, for a cd compare to malaysia.
    and no, that mama will obviously be sam feeding cK. sam’s very sexy when he was sleeping :p

  2. As far as I know, “European” beer in the US is not European. Its American. Lowenbrau, Heineken, Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch… all German sounding, all American made. They pull the same stunt for ice cream too. Haagen Dazs isn’t European. Its from New York. Wiki says, “it is simply two made-up words meant to look Scandinavian to American eyes…” lolz…

    Btw, if you ate at a chinese restaurant during your US trip, you’d have tasted fortune cookies. Those aren’t chinese. They’re an American invention, just like “french” fries.

  3. 2nd picture. the mini barrel of heineken (presumably with a plastic dispenser). stim la. why never buy for me?

  4. Lolz i never knew Corona was a Mexican beer! I like Corona too..very smooth mou..!

  5. cheers mate !

  6. deadeye : last nite we had drinking session , we kena sam until he drunk as fvck . sam vomited while he was sleeping ..haha

    Damien : well , that is part of branding mate , it happens around the world , even Guitars , like IBANEZ sounds super spanish , but its from JAPAN ..a German Made pedal is called “Banzai” LOL…i wanna name my shop american-music , see if it works here . The chinese restaurant in u.s is super crazy .Buy 1 dish , you can feed a family with that kinda portion .

    vulcan.x : ….i thought you knew ..no liquid on the plane ?

    Teko : Lets go Corona fest , in your apartment ;p don’t ko again

    Keith : Cheers mate !

  7. Lolz i’ll try not to! XD

    “till my next holiday . *hint* i am going to China SOON”

    er..not much of a ‘hint’ bub! XD

  8. why is it that my name is always linked to a gay reference. fuck this shit bub!

  9. perasan lah you ..

    CK is Chew Keng

  10. Chew Keng is Chew Weng’s brother? haha..
    nola, the ‘real’ cK. ur not gay, though ur in love with paul gilbert so much

  11. i feel dead eye talks too much. although i agree that chew keng might be chew wengs brother.

    HAHHAHA

  12. check in la genius. only 5kg wat. lol

  13. eh dont say me like dat la, i’m a fan of gapnap.com, so just wanna crap around :p

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