Hey , I love Beijing . You know Why ?

I Love Beijing . Let me tell you why …..

Number one , is the heat . If you think Malaysia is Hot ? Try Summer in Beijing . 48 Degrees dude !!

You Puteri Lilin will get fried ..Good thing i am Shred God , I am immune to the heat .

Number Two  …Here is bloody packed with people . You think Singapore very congested is it ?

Try coming to Beijing’s Forbidden City . It is Forbidden to be empty .

Yeap , Climbing Great Wall of China , Isn’t Climbing Great wall of China after all .

Once again , here is bloody packed with people .

The difference between here , and a pasar malam is … its in the morning and you are climbing uphill…

So you don’t see anything . All you see , is asses , asses , and asses .

Coming down wasn’t too bad though . When you’re coming down , you see girls who wear low cut short climbing up . If you get what i mean ..hey they don’t notice you’re looking you know ..

Birds Nest…smaller than my shred fingers ..

Every Shop is a CON until an honest shop have to advertise by naming themselves , fair-price shop .

But enter already , wah …not fair also .

Oh yeah , one of the most expensive brands i saw is “wanking” …

…and also “Chau Hai Sports School”

..this is me . I plan to retire at the age of 30 and be a Trishaw Driver .

Not bad huh ?

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Okay , the best shit about Beijing is …

They Took Shit on a Stick

(Also known as , Food on a stick)

TO THE NEXT LEVEL !

Sea Horse , Star Fish , Scorpion ….

Joshua confirm like to eat all this …

Scorpion King moU ???

Roast Ducklings for Sale . Imagine sucking on a Duckling’s eye balls…yummy..!!!

Finally , Pic of the TRIP !

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Betcha Havent Seen this …

You horny guys always talk about Camel Toe , Please , that is low standard .

Ladies and Gentlemen , Let me present

….the Camel’s Pussy !

Betcha Havent seen this One before …

Click here to VIEW the horror !

Okay , for those who have a “thing” for animals . Keep your hands off your pants . Please . You disgust me .

And those who win RM50 photo submission for using my pics ….

…AGAIN , I DEMAND ROYALTY !

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